Dear Internet, How are you? Fantastic.

My name is Scotty. Some people like to do sports. Some like to paint or write poetry. I scroll down my dashboard looking at funny cats and witty comments and like to hit the reblog button. Enjoy!

amusingariana:

ice-jade:

LOL = LUCIFER OUR LORD.
YOLO= YOUTH OBEYING LUCIFER’S ORDERS.
SWAG = SATAN’S WISHES ARE GRANTED.
ROFL = RISE, OUR FATHER LUCIFER.
BRB = BEELZEBUB RULES BELOW.
WTF= WORSHIP THE FALLEN.

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